Friday, September 4, 2009

In the Beginning



All the nastiest, meanest, and ugliest creatures of the universe had discovered a little blue planet just ripe for plundering and pillaging. You must use your very own army of Teddies to deal with the alien attack.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Teddy Wars Game - Left 4 Ted




Cheats:
p = All Weapons
n = 10,000 Plutonium

This game uses 3D graphics acceleration so you’ll need to install it on a PC with a graphics card that supports DirectX 9.0. The download file is 30 MB. Download the .msi file from file front then run/double click it to install under Windows. It will create shortcut on your desktop as well as a Start Programs entry.

The controls are pretty self explanatory, WASD for movement, 12345 for weapons, left mouse for fire, right mouse for “bullet time”. You can look up the controls under the Options menu item. ESC will display the menu any time during game play. You can only save your game at the end of each level and be careful with those lives as you only get a new life after earning significant points.

If you have a wide screen, good graphics card and want to change the screen size to wide screen you can edit the file below.  To edit in windows 7, run notepad as administrator, go to the file directory, show all files, open and edit the file below. This will allow you to save it back to program files without an access violation.

Warning: This game does contain some Teddy violence that may not be suitable for younger players. To uninstall just use the Add/Remove Programs tool under the Windows control panel.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Free Teddy Wars Game Soundtrack

If you enjoyed the music in the Teddy Wars mini game you can now download the game soundtrack, free. Not only will you enjoy those catchy tracks you listened to while battling the enemies of the universe, but there are additional tracks as well. A total of 10 tracks and over 25m of music.

Free Teddy Wars Game Soundtrack Download

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Making the Fur Fly

As we develop the 3D animation and the new version of the game, one of our key areas of focus is realistic fur. We have created a fur shader for our game engine and intend using it extensively in the game as well as for short animation work. As our teddies are intergalactic peace keepers, and take their work very seriously, a realistic look both in our animation and game engine is very important to us.

Monday, May 18, 2009

President Ted


President Ted is a wiser battle hardened Teddy who assists the U.S. President in making key decisions during alien attack. While the U.S. President is concerned with the state of the nation, President Ted is more concerned with getting the job done irrespective of political correctness. President Ted is the U.S. President's alter ego and is always chatting up the good-looking U.S. Presidential secretaries in a cocky and funny way while smoking a fat unlit cigar.








Monday, February 16, 2009

Master Chef


Master Chef is famous for ridding the universe of the dreaded Coventry alliance and the nasty Froth zombies that they created. He was once a member of the ancient Japanese martial arts cult of the Steel Chefs. His enjoyment of food has made him slightly rotund. His voice is gritty, with the lines to match “go ahead, make my lunch”, and of course, you can never see his face hidden permanently by his battle helmet.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Morgan Freewilly



Morgan Freewilly was single handedly responsible for cleaning up City 7. He was a member of the famous Scottish Bravefart Teddies who are orange with blue tattoos, kilt and will moon the opposition before attacking in berserker style. “Kiss my furry butt”. “You can take my stuffing but you canna take my freedom”.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Tonto McTavish


Tonto MacTavish is a tan colored Teddy who is, half Scottish and half Native American. His kilt, although tartan is worn like a loincloth. He has a hip holster with revolver and a shoulder holster with a Winchester slung across his back. He is the close friend and sidekick of Morgan Freewilly and provides balance to Morgan’s berserker style. He has blue tattoos as well but in the shape of Native American war paint. He also has a Mohawk that starts on his head and runs down his back ending at the base of his spine.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Lamiens are Coming

The Lamiens are on the move. Pods hurtle in from above into a small county town. Bouncing along the road, implanting themselves in the ground, and breaking through the rooves of houses, the pods quickly hatch into Lamien Ants. Wriggling away into dark places their growth into Soldier Lamiens is rapid. The Soldiers are adventurous and dangerous and can curl up into their pod shape to hide in small dark scary places. Who can stop the Lamien invasion? President Ted already has a plan to activate the town’s Teddies.


Friday, February 6, 2009

Little John


John is a Japanese Teddy. He is the last of the Teddy Samurai. Although he is small in stature he is not to be underestimated as he is a master of the ancient martial arts of Jujutsu (hand to hand combat) and Iaido (sword work). One false move and alien parts will fall away separated by his razor sharp katana.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Minions

 

Minion Teddies vary in color from blond, tan, brown to almost black. They provide an important troop function and allow an “army” to fight, strategically defend goals or fend off the increasing numbers of Lamiens.




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