In the Beginning

When each U.S. President exchanges office with the next, there is an important ceremony that occurs behind locked doors. The outgoing President takes the new President aside, hands over a Teddy and whispers “Take good care of this Teddy, you’ll find he will become your best friend and you’ll definitely come to depend on him in times of trouble. Plus, he’ll probably help you sleep easier at night.”

Earth’s first encounter with aliens occurred in 1902 when furry, bear like, intergalactic peace keepers made contact with the U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt to warn earth of impending doom. All the nastiest, meanest, and ugliest creatures of the universe had discovered a little blue planet just ripe for plundering and pillaging.

A plan was hatched where a huge army of Teddies would be placed in suspended animation and sold as cuddly toys to each and every household. When trouble shows up, the Teddies would be activated and awoken from their slumber to deal with any alien attack.

Teddy Wars Game now with Cheats

Teddy Wars Game Download with Cheats and New Levels

Cheats:
p = All Weapons
n = 10,000 Plutonium

This game uses 3D graphics acceleration so you’ll need to install it on a PC with a graphics card that supports DirectX 9.0. The download file is 30 MB. Download the .msi file from file front then run/double click it to install under Windows. It will create shortcut on your desktop as well as a Start Programs entry.

The controls are pretty self explanatory, WASD for movement, 12345 for weapons, left mouse for fire, right mouse for “bullet time”. You can look up the controls under the Options menu item. ESC will display the menu any time during game play. You can only save your game at the end of each level and be careful with those lives as you only get a new life after earning significant points.

Warning: This game does contain some Teddy violence that may not be suitable for younger players. To uninstall just use the Add/Remove Programs tool under the Windows control panel.

Teddy Wars Game Soundtrack

If you enjoyed the music in the Teddy Wars mini game you can now download the game soundtrack, free. Not only will you enjoy those catchy tracks you listened to while battling the enemies of the universe, but there are additional tracks as well. A total of 10 tracks and over 25m of music.

Teddy Wars Game Soundtrack Download

Making the Fur Fly

As we develop the 3D animation and the new version of the game, one of our key areas of focus is realistic fur. We have created a fur shader for our game engine and intend using it extensively in the game as well as for short animation work. As our teddies are intergalactic peace keepers, and take their work very seriously, a realistic look both in our animation and game engine is very important to us.

President Ted

President Ted is a wiser battle hardened Teddy who assists the U.S. President in making key decisions during alien attack. While the U.S. President is concerned with the state of the nation, President Ted is more concerned with getting the job done irrespective of political correctness. President Ted is the U.S. President's alter ego and is always chatting up the good-looking U.S. Presidential secretaries in a cocky and funny way while smoking a fat unlit cigar.

Master Chef

Master Chef is famous for ridding the universe of the dreaded Coventry alliance and the nasty Froth zombies that they created. He was once a member of the ancient Japanese martial arts cult of the Steel Chefs. His enjoyment of food has made him slightly rotund. His voice is gritty, with the lines to match “go ahead, make my lunch”, and of course, you can never see his face hidden permanently by his battle helmet.

Morgan Freewilly

Morgan Freewilly was single handedly responsible for cleaning up City 7. He was a member of the famous Scottish Bravefart Teddies who are orange with blue tattoos, kilt and will moon the opposition before attacking in berserker style. “Kiss my furry butt”. “You can take my stuffing but you canna take my freedom”.

Tonto McTavish

Tonto MacTavish is a tan colored Teddy who is, half Scottish and half Native American. His kilt, although tartan is worn like a loincloth. He has a hip holster with revolver and a shoulder holster with a Winchester slung across his back. He is the close friend and sidekick of Morgan Freewilly and provides balance to Morgan’s berserker style. He has blue tattoos as well but in the shape of Native American war paint. He also has a Mohawk that starts on his head and runs down his back ending at the base of his spine.

The Lamiens are Coming

The Lamiens are on the move. Pods hurtle in from above into a small county town. Bouncing along the road, implanting themselves in the ground, and breaking through the rooves of houses, the pods quickly hatch into Lamien Ants. Wriggling away into dark places their growth into Soldier Lamiens is rapid. The Soldiers are adventurous and dangerous and can curl up into their pod shape to hide in small dark scary places. They also have spikes they can fire from their tail. If they are decapitated, the head will wriggle off and grow a new body.

The Soldiers are stealing the town’s folk away to a secret location for a secret purpose. Who can stop the Lamien invasion? President Ted already has a plan to activate the town’s Teddy force.

Little John

John is a Japanese Teddy. He is the last of the Teddy Samurai. Although he is small in stature he is not to be underestimated as he is a master of the ancient martial arts of Jujutsu (hand to hand combat) and Iaido (sword work). One false move and alien parts will fall away separated by his razor sharp katana.

The Amazing Flying Bear Brothers

The Amazing Flying Bear Brothers are a band of skydiving Teddies. They are well skilled at jumping into awkward situations from above.

Monty is a skydiving Teddy with a wing suit. He has jet packs attached to his ankles to enable him to perform high speed flying manoeuvrers.

Python is a crazy skydiving dude who is into free flying. He loves attaching skateboards, wakeboards, surfboards, jet skis and anything else he can find to his feet and performing all sorts of weird and wonderful manoeuvrers in the air.

Brian is a flat flyer and takes pride in his mastery of stability and control. He is the sensible brother who moderates the wild antics of the others.