When each U.S. President exchanges office with the next, there is an important ceremony that occurs behind locked doors. The outgoing President takes the new President aside, hands over a Teddy and whispers “Take good care of this Teddy, you’ll find he will become your best friend and you’ll definitely come to depend on him in times of trouble. Plus, he’ll probably help you sleep easier at night.”
Earth’s first encounter with aliens occurred in 1902 when furry, bear like, intergalactic peace keepers made contact with the U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt to warn earth of impending doom. All the nastiest, meanest, and ugliest creatures of the universe had discovered a little blue planet just ripe for plundering and pillaging.
A plan was hatched where a huge army of Teddies would be placed in suspended animation and sold as cuddly toys to each and every household. When trouble shows up, the Teddies would be activated and awoken from their slumber to deal with any alien attack.
Friday, September 4, 2009
In the Beginning
Posted by Teddy Wars at 5:18 PM
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