Monday, February 16, 2009

Master Chef

Master Chef is famous for ridding the universe of the dreaded Coventry alliance and the nasty Froth zombies that they created. He was once a member of the ancient Japanese martial arts cult of the Steel Chefs. His enjoyment of food has made him slightly rotund. His voice is gritty, with the lines to match “go ahead, make my lunch”, and of course, you can never see his face hidden permanently by his battle helmet.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Morgan Freewilly

Morgan Freewilly was single handedly responsible for cleaning up City 7. He was a member of the famous Scottish Bravefart Teddies who are orange with blue tattoos, kilt and will moon the opposition before attacking in berserker style. “Kiss my furry butt”. “You can take my stuffing but you canna take my freedom”.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Tonto McTavish

Tonto MacTavish is a tan colored Teddy who is, half Scottish and half Native American. His kilt, although tartan is worn like a loincloth. He has a hip holster with revolver and a shoulder holster with a Winchester slung across his back. He is the close friend and sidekick of Morgan Freewilly and provides balance to Morgan’s berserker style. He has blue tattoos as well but in the shape of Native American war paint. He also has a Mohawk that starts on his head and runs down his back ending at the base of his spine.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Lamiens are Coming

The Lamiens are on the move. Pods hurtle in from above into a small county town. Bouncing along the road, implanting themselves in the ground, and breaking through the rooves of houses, the pods quickly hatch into Lamien Ants. Wriggling away into dark places their growth into Soldier Lamiens is rapid. The Soldiers are adventurous and dangerous and can curl up into their pod shape to hide in small dark scary places. Who can stop the Lamien invasion? President Ted already has a plan to activate the town’s Teddies.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Little John

John is a Japanese Teddy. He is the last of the Teddy Samurai. Although he is small in stature he is not to be underestimated as he is a master of the ancient martial arts of Jujutsu (hand to hand combat) and Iaido (sword work). One false move and alien parts will fall away separated by his razor sharp katana.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009



Minion Teddies vary in color from blond, tan, brown to almost black. They provide an important troop function and allow an “army” to fight, strategically defend goals or fend off the increasing numbers of Lamiens.

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